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Relief

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  • BigDaddySlim
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    68•1 year ago

    I just did that a few minutes ago and now it smells like something died in my room pls help

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      33•1 year ago

      You probably released a demon and require an exorcism. Call the pope.

      • @[email protected]
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        22•1 year ago

        The pope would probably tell you to have the courage to raise the white flag and give your home to the demon.

        • FartsWithAnAccent
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          3•1 year ago

          Pretty sure that’s a direct quote…

    • Ioughttamow
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      7•1 year ago

      Smoke for a decade until your sense of smell is gone, lifehack!

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      Just crack open a window and light a candle.

      • BigDaddySlim
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        2•1 year ago

        Instructions unclear, candle stuck in ass

    • @[email protected]OP
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      3•1 year ago

      hire a curandera with some sage to cleanse your home

  • @[email protected]
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    28•1 year ago

    Or burped a nausea away

    • Apathy Tree
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      11•1 year ago

      That one’s super risky tho. I have about 50/50 on stomach acid intrusion.

      Have you ever sneezed away your nausea? That’s a good one. Bewildering, but I’m not arguing.

    • Hailstorm8440
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      3•1 year ago

      So true

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    27•1 year ago

    Do it right as you orgasm during sex to double up on endorphins!

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      It also gives that last thrust a speed boost

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 year ago

    The ones that relieve your lower back pain are the best

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      Honestly facts

  • Altima NEO
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    7•1 year ago

    Can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure. It almost always comes with company, if you know what I mean

    • @[email protected]OP
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      6•1 year ago

      Is the company poo?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      My dark passenger(s)

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    I have ulcerative colitis and this is me

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