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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year ago

No Kevin

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No Kevin

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    144•1 year ago

    I apologize in advance, but Fido may try to sleep with you, just keep your door locked.

    Aww, the little guy is welcome to snuggle - I’m a dog lover!

    Fido is my cousin. He is 225lbs.

  • @[email protected]
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    98•1 year ago

    I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I’m not even a dog person.

    • @[email protected]
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      42•1 year ago

      I’m absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn’t allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.

      • chingadera
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        Fair weather dog person, you welcome that infinite ball of heat into your bed and you will like it.

        • @[email protected]
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          21•1 year ago

          Yeah unless they’re like my little 25lb furnace who manages to push 250lb me to the very edge of the bed every night.

      • noGold
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        31•1 year ago

        My dog sleeps exclusively on my bed. I even sold hers, she never used it

      • @[email protected]
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        29•1 year ago

        You are not a dog person.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        What are you worried about be watched by them? Unless they are farm dogs and are dirty af then understandable

    • @[email protected]
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      22•1 year ago

      Why is the dog left in the house without the owner?

      • Sirence
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        33•1 year ago

        Doubt it’s without the owner, might be a two story building with one floor being an airbnb and the other the owners flat or some similar setup.

    • @[email protected]
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      For sure! Went to visit my cousin and she doesn’t allow her puppy on her bed… well guess who had company sleeping all week? We snugle out every day! You crazy if you thin I’m gona lose the opotunity to sleep with a dog!

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      I’d pay extra for Kevin.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you’re lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let’s go to bed, Kevin.

  • @[email protected]
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    87•1 year ago

    Kevin

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    • @[email protected]
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      16•1 year ago

      I instinctually downvoted that. I don’t think you’re a bad person, and this picture is so perfect for this post, but damn. You coulda just let me go on living my life, not knowing this fucking thing existed.

      • mosiacmango
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        10•1 year ago

        It’s from the show Preacher, based on the graphic novel of the same name.

        Its actually way, way more fucked up than you think.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      Kevin

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      Thanks, I hate it

  • @[email protected]
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    63•1 year ago

    That formulation seems deliberately ambiguous.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•1 year ago

      Yeah because of this name you would instead say “my dog Kevin.”

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Or just sleep in your bed or besides you…

  • @[email protected]
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    52•1 year ago

    Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
    So who is Cheddar then?

    • @[email protected]
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      21•1 year ago

      You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!

      • @[email protected]
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        34•1 year ago

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        3•1 year ago

        R.I.P. Andre

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      Cheddar is cheese

      • Freeman
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        5•1 year ago

        Its not

        • @[email protected]
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          How do you know that?

          • Freeman
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            2•1 year ago

            Ah, I mistook “american cheese” with “cheddar”. The first isnt cheese, the second one is. Those american slices in the "cheese"burger, those that come out od the plastic wrapper, we in Switzerland call them “Cheddar” as well.

            • Karyoplasma
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              American cheese often does contain actual cheddar. It’s basically a cheese blend that is mixed together with sodium citrate. I live in Germany and American cheese cannot be sold as “cheese” here, the industry usually calls it “Sandwichscheiben”, but maybe Switzerland is less strict.

              • federalreverse-old
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                Actually, part of the reason that American cheese cannot be called “cheese” even in the US is that it’s not just cheese + sodium citrate anymore. For cost reasons, it’s now cheese + butter + skim milk powder + sodium citrate.

      • Karyoplasma
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        Cheddar is well worth a visit. It’s a cozy, little town and the gorges are gorgeous (huehuehue). There are also awesome hiking trails around there.

  • @[email protected]
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    26•1 year ago

    Alright ease it with the deepfrier

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      47•1 year ago

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    15•1 year ago

    arent Airbnbs supposed to be kinda like hotel or resort getaways? Why the hell would they come with a dog? That’s rather unprofessional.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      55•1 year ago

      The og concept of airbnb is short term rental of your room for your own house, it only become these hotel thing afterward. It also help driving up rental and house value to unaffordable level.

    • @[email protected]
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      36•1 year ago

      I think some AirBNB options let you just rent a room in an otherwise occupied house. I’ve never done that, but pretty sure that’s the case.

      • @[email protected]
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        45•1 year ago

        It is literally how the company started. It was supposed to be flat-sharing platform. Not sure where it all went to shit.

      • @[email protected]
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        14•1 year ago

        If I was sleeping in a strangers home my door would be shut regardless of the dog. And either locked or with luggage/ furniture in front of it. Just in case Kevin wasn’t a dog. …

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      So it asking your customers to do laundry and take put the garbage but that hasn’t stopped them.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Well why font you go to a hotel then. Blows my mind

        • @[email protected]
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          Because Airbnb’s still have their advancedes in some areas. It really just depends on what my ultimate goal is.

      • eatham 🇭🇲
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        I’ve never seen a hotel that does the laundry for the guests, why would that be seen as unprofessional? Its literally your job to clean your own clothes.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          They mean cleaning the sheets you slept on and towels you used.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Sorry the bed sheets and towels that are provided.

  • THCDenton
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    15•1 year ago

    If I was staying over there I’d make room for kevin

  • @[email protected]
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    11•1 year ago

    I love seeing dumbass memes on a topic and getting the context 10 Minutes later haha

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    As long as Kevin respects consent idc what Kevin is.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    Reminded me of this’ https://youtu.be/Vi4ab64wXlo?si=l43K4kVlPAGXFAfh

    • @[email protected]B
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      2•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/Vi4ab64wXlo?si=l43K4kVlPAGXFAfh

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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