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Be honest: Who would win?

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Be honest: Who would win?

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  • @[email protected]
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    Major Payne hands down

    • @[email protected]OP
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      29•1 year ago

      “WhAt wE hAvE hErE iS a FaIlUrE tO CoMmUnICaIt.”

      I fucking love Major Payne 😂😂😂

    • Dessalines
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      12•1 year ago

      My favorite video game, but gotta agree, 9 times out of 10 Max Payne is losing to Major Payne.

  • @[email protected]
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    There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

    You are in a meme, Max.

    The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Giant pixelated text on white background, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Time frozen in a single badly-cropped shot showing off my moves. Image hosting site watermark in the corner. I was in a meme. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      Heard this in his voice, well done.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you.

    • Dessalines
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      5•1 year ago

      Excellent

  • @[email protected]
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    I’ll be on you like white on rice on a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm!

    Edit: missed a part

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    What are you looking at ass eyes?

    • THCDenton
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      5•1 year ago

      One-tubby-tubby…

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Two-chubby-chubby

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy.

  • @[email protected]
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    Heee Hee Heeee

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • Pistcow
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    7•1 year ago

    Gun fight or eating competition?

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Watched this movie for the first time a couple weeks ago, and loved it

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Want me to show you a little trick to take a your mind off that pain?

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Killin is my business, ladies! And BIZ NESS IS GOOD!

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    Max penis

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    1•1 year ago

    major payne

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