[email protected]
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@[email protected] to [email protected] • 11 months ago

Elections

sffa.community

message-square
95
fedilink
1.43K

Elections

sffa.community

@[email protected] to [email protected] • 11 months ago
message-square
95
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    169•11 months ago

    The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      61•11 months ago

      ah yes, pulpulism.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        3•11 months ago

        Goddammit that’s good.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          2•11 months ago

          Thank you kind friar

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    81•11 months ago

    I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      7•11 months ago

      Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        2•11 months ago

        but they don’t have pinkies

        • brianorca
          link
          fedilink
          1•11 months ago

          Canines have five digits on their front paws, just like we do. Their “dew claw” is equivalent to our thumb, so the outside digit is still a pinky digit.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    68•11 months ago

    To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      24•11 months ago

      Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      15•
      edit-2
      11 months ago

      He’d be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers…

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    54•
    edit-2
    11 months ago

    This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    36•11 months ago

    We’ll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      22•11 months ago

      But don’t worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don’t want him.

      • Drag it thru daGarden
        link
        fedilink
        English
        7•11 months ago

        foxyBoi

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          -3•11 months ago

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      2•11 months ago

      The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there’s a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        1•11 months ago

        It certainly does.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    31•11 months ago

    “If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    28•11 months ago

    “And if I’m NOT elected, I’ll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!”

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    24•
    edit-2
    11 months ago

    Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

    The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    20•11 months ago

    Elections are more like:

    The wolf is in a shepherd dog’s skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying “they’re wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!”.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    18•11 months ago

    “That wolf is so full of shit. Who’s his opponent?”

    “Donald Trump.”

    “He has my vote.”

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      4•11 months ago

      BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!11

  • KillingTimeItself
    link
    fedilink
    English
    17•11 months ago

    “once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”

    wait is this just eugenics?

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    14•11 months ago

    Hey ai watup

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      16•11 months ago

      It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        6•11 months ago

        Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech
        link
        fedilink
        4•11 months ago

        I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        4•11 months ago

        "All of them. Ideally.

        … Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn’t I?"

        • Every “AI” CEO ever…
  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    13•11 months ago

    reminds me of: “Yeah, i’m a male feminist. you’re welcome society”

  • macniel
    link
    fedilink
    12•11 months ago

    What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

    • Rhynoplaz
      link
      fedilink
      5•11 months ago

      Don’t blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    10•11 months ago

    since when did foxes kill sheep

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      14•11 months ago

      They generally don’t, but all things are possible in memeland!

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      1•
      edit-2
      11 months ago

      I took it to be a coyote. They go after sheep sometimes. Also, they are associated with being trickster figures in mythology.

[email protected]

[email protected]

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
  • 2.33K users / day
  • 3.94K users / week
  • 8.88K users / month
  • 23K users / 6 months
  • 50.4K subscribers
  • 11.2K Posts
  • 141K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • ghost_laptop
  • @[email protected]
  • Cyclohexane
  • Arthur Besse
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org