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@NineMileTower@lemmy.world to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

This rock I found in Lake Huron looks like a penis.

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This rock I found in Lake Huron looks like a penis.

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@NineMileTower@lemmy.world to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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  • Zier
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    53•4 months ago

    Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      9•4 months ago

      The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.

      That’s what my gym teacher says, at least

      • Zier
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        1•4 months ago

        DIY was never so sexy!!

  • @SoJB@lemmy.ml
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    19•4 months ago

    Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      21•4 months ago

      That’s not fun at all.

  • @Frog@lemmy.ca
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    15•4 months ago

    Ancient dildo

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      9•4 months ago

      Let me know if your mom wants it back

      • NickwithaC
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        4•4 months ago

        HEYO!

  • bean
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    10•4 months ago

    If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.

  • Scrubbles
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    8•4 months ago

    Now this is the content I come to the Internet for

  • @Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    8•4 months ago

    See a doctor

    • HEXN3T
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      3•4 months ago

      Nah, just needs a gold needle.

      (Final Fantasy reference)

  • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    6•4 months ago

    Penis? No, it’s a, a bicep…

  • @cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
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    5•4 months ago

    Mildy pizza-cutter

  • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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    4•4 months ago

    That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D

    • @200ok@lemmy.world
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      2•4 months ago

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    4•4 months ago

    If your penis was 2D, sure.

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      Mine is 2D.

      2” D

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    3•4 months ago

    I desperately want that rock

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      8•4 months ago

      I’ve got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you

      • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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        8•4 months ago

        Username doesn’t check out.

        • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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          4 months ago

          Take out the e in mile and that’s more realistic

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        2•4 months ago

        I’ll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao

    • @meliaesc@lemmy.world
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      4•4 months ago

      We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        4•4 months ago

        I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks… I’ve got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I’m in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.

  • @droporain@lemmynsfw.com
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    Removed by mod

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•4 months ago

      Assuredly, no.

  • MeatPilot
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    4 months ago

    Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      This is petrified dino dong.

      • masterofn001
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        1•4 months ago

        A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.

  • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    3•4 months ago

    And you brought it home for a reason

    • @NineMileTower@lemmy.worldOP
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      7•4 months ago

      Don’t act so high and mighty

    • masterofn001
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      5•4 months ago

      It’s a penis rock.

      What more reason is needed?

  • @abcdqfr@lemmy.world
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    2•4 months ago

    Hey, a hockey st-COCK-…-ITS GOT BALLS-…corvid.jay.jpg

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