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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to [email protected] • 4 months ago

How to survive the Oceangate Titan

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How to survive the Oceangate Titan

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to [email protected] • 4 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    52•4 months ago

    Amazing that science enables people without any concept of science to blab their stupidity to a world wide audience.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•4 months ago

      You should see what the politics people do!

  • massive_bereavement
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    50•4 months ago

    You just have to be faster than pressure

    • @[email protected]
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      12•4 months ago

      Just hold your nose while you breathe out. Balance out the outside pressure, no problem!

      • massive_bereavement
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        21•4 months ago

        Convince your insides to not get to the outsides.

  • @[email protected]
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    41•4 months ago

    Someone try to convince elmo he can do this, quick!

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    some oceangate level of thinking there

  • @[email protected]
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    38•4 months ago

    the people who got crushed by the pressure just weren’t trying hard enough

    • @[email protected]
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      9•4 months ago

      Is this the US motto or something?

  • @[email protected]
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    24•4 months ago

    By god, you’re right anon. Let’s put some extra oxygen tanks in there and send a few more billionaires down. No further action required.

  • Python
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    23•4 months ago

    Should’ve covered themselves in oil to repel the water duh

  • AnIndefiniteArticle
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    19•4 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      8•4 months ago

      Im 100% positive you would not get the bends had you been able to open the hatch that far beneath the surface of the water.

      • AnIndefiniteArticle
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        • @[email protected]
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          2•4 months ago

          My only question is with the depressurization would your body turned to mist ascend or descend?

          • AnIndefiniteArticle
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          • @[email protected]
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            4•4 months ago

            Marine snow

  • @[email protected]
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    19•4 months ago

    How do you open a hatch from the inside that was bolted shut from the outside?

    • Redex
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      7•4 months ago

      I don’t think that’s the main problem in this situation

      Also why the fuck is this a YouTube kids video

      • @[email protected]
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        6•4 months ago

        why the fuck is this a YouTube kids video

        YT did something stupid and basically made videos “for kids” by default, because they get a LOT of views from 2-5 year olds, using their parent’s devices. YT Autoplay is a physically safe way to get a toddler to be quiet and still for 30-45 minutes.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 months ago

        That video is really neat. How did the implosion last for 20ms though yet the brain pain duration was 150ms?

    • @[email protected]
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      6•4 months ago

      If it crushed the hull how he gonna open the hatch even if it was bolted from then inside?

      Then once he’s out how his body gonna be stronger against pressure than the sub hull??

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @[email protected]
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      4•4 months ago

      Be built different, clearly.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    16•4 months ago

    But then they might end up getting

  • @[email protected]
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    Water is slightly compressible, and so are thick steel springs. Now imagine each vertical column of the ocean as a kilometers-tall spring. The top wire loops’ weight compresses the bottom loops with great force but there is no way this compression can be released because these columns are tightly packed inside the steel ocean’s volume and in every location at a specific depth there is the same pressure from the weight above. Unless… someone makes a hollow ball with atmospheric pressure inside and spirals down a spring, bearing the pressure difference between its inside and the loops of spring it’s wedged between… and then cracks. Whoever is inside is not surviving that.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•4 months ago

    All I could have wished for was for them to become a beautiful song in the water, but they went out with a single horrid clap.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•4 months ago

    A rare 4chan theist

  • /home/pineapplelover
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    1•2 months ago

    You open the hatch you gonna implode. Also, I can’t take it rising quickly at 20M, it would be absolute hell trying to equalize at like a hundred M quickly

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