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@[email protected] to Mildly [email protected] • 2 months ago

IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.

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IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.

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@[email protected] to Mildly [email protected] • 2 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    365•2 months ago

    Obviously once you take it home you’re supposed to screw off one of these heads and store it somewhere. After a few months/years when the brush head is dirty enough, you go find the clean head and shove it up your ass.

    • @[email protected]
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    • RejZoR
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      59•2 months ago

      No, you rotate it so it drips on your hand. Obviously.

      • @[email protected]
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        It won’t drip on your hand if you rotate it fast enough. Go Darth Maul on that toilet.

        • @[email protected]
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          9•2 months ago

          Kidnap it from Dothomir and then cut it in half?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 months ago

          Corn on the cob

    • @[email protected]
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      18•2 months ago

      My friend wants to know if they have to wait to shove the clean one up their ass or if it’s something they can do right away.

      • @[email protected]
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        If you ask me I would wait but really it’s up to your friend

      • @[email protected]
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        No they have to wait it’s a space law

    • @[email protected]
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      ok uhm… What do I do after shoving it up my ass? asking for a friend…

  • @[email protected]
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    112•2 months ago

    One is a replacement head. It’s literally right there on the label.

    • @[email protected]
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      • @[email protected]
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        27•2 months ago

        Not now, not ever.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 months ago

        I thought step 1 was to be attractive…

        • @[email protected]OP
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          Wasn’t step one never talk about the instructions?

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      i can’t read swedish heiroglyphics

    • @[email protected]
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      Looks like the threads would be super comfortable to use as a handle as well

  • Otter
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    100•2 months ago

    Looks like the second one is loosely attached, and meant to be stored away as a replacement

    https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/tronnan-replacement-brush-white-10457027/

    • [email protected]
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      36•2 months ago

      It’d be nice if there were a lever to help remove the brush. I’d rather not physically manipulate the used brush with my hand.

      • @[email protected]
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        55•2 months ago

        Easy, just use your mouth.

        • @[email protected]
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          15•2 months ago

          Woah there! You’re clearly supposed to use your butthole.

          • TheLowestStone
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            Not enough grip.

            • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖
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              3•2 months ago

              I think that’s a you specific issue

            • @[email protected]
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              Good for you

      • @[email protected]
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        20•2 months ago

        Cleaning or even latex gloves exist for a reason, haha

      • @[email protected]
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        10•2 months ago

        Paper towel will also help. You’re gunna be ok.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 months ago

        Don’t you clean your toilet brush after you use it?

        • [email protected]
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          I use sponges that I’ve already sent through the wringer attached to something else. So no

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 months ago

          I mean, how else am I gonna get toothpaste

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        5•2 months ago

        I don’t think I have ever seen a toilet brush with a lever to eject the brush. I also don’t think it solves much. You’d have to wash your hands anyway.

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          …say hello to my little friend!..

          (basically a compact dish scrubbie + bleach detergent embedded into each disposable head: never have to touch the business end to load refills from the caddy nor to eject used scrubbies into the trash)

          • Swordgeek
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            Wow, that is really terrible!

          • @[email protected]
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            So imagine you use that, would you lick your fingers right afterwards?

            • ...m...
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              …straight back to the prep line at chipotle…

            • [email protected]
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              It’s the difference between a large and a small pathogenic load. It seems as though everyone here believes themselves to be perfect hand washers when they likely are not. You can reduce the chance of an occurrence, but rarely can you completely negate it.

              No, you’d scrub your hands clean after washing the toilet using a toilet brush and gloves because you expect to perform the act many times across your utterly fallible life. Why introduce additional risk and hassle for no benefit? Frankly, obstinately arguing for extra chores, particularly ones involving poop water, doesn’t make sense to me.

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                1•2 months ago

                I just think that the head of the brush is a rather arbitrary threshold for when a toilet brush is considered icky or not. The whole thing, including your hands, go into the toilet when you use it. Being able to detach the brush head hand free is a very small but costly improvement. I’d go as far as calling it a false sense of security.

                Also, I wash my butthole when I shower. With my hand.

                • [email protected]
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                  I think one of us might be doing this wrong, as my hands never go into the toilet.

                  But you wipe beforehand, right? So there has to be a certain amount of poo you’re willing to accept and a threshold beyond that. I wouldn’t choose to adhere to your poo threshold, is all.

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        That’s why the gods gave us chewing gum

  • @[email protected]
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    Darth Maul’s toilet brush of choice

    • pelya
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      • IninewCrow
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        Sith passing a monolith?

        • themeatbridge
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          Maul in the stall

          • @[email protected]
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            Sith taking a piss.

          • @[email protected]
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            Is that WWE’s new Pay-Per-View series? Can’t wait for the novelty accounts to start popping up about Mankind leaping 6 feet through the air from the top of the stall or The Undertaker making direct eye-contact through the gap in the door.

          • @[email protected]
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            Maul on the bowl

      • Billegh
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        Sith cleaning pith?

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      beat me to it.

  • @[email protected]
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    53•2 months ago

    The whole thing isn’t actually a toilet brush, while you could use it by itself it’s intended to be a replacement set for an existing ikea toilet brush, it’s two heads and a shaft and you’re supposed to unscrew one of the heads and screw your old handle onto the top of it.

    They just screw both heads on to keep it all together

    • ...m...
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      7•2 months ago

      …that single picture explains so much which i previously couldn’t parse about this product…

    • @[email protected]
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      Two heads and a shaft. Just the way I like it.

    • @[email protected]
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      A single brush is like 2€ at IKEA, I’m not touching that to save buying a 2€ item

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    52•2 months ago

    It’s so you can share the bristly feeling with your partner

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      15•2 months ago

      ASS TO ASS

      • @[email protected]
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        My first thought

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    51•2 months ago

    Now you can brush your toilet and your teeth at the same time with one convenient device!

    • @[email protected]
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      Do yourself a favor and mark which side is which

      • @[email protected]OP
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        Why, it’s all the same tube.

    • @[email protected]
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      Sigh, when are they going to release a 3 sided toilet brush so I can brush my hair teeth and toilet at the same time?

      • Nfamwap
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        You have hair teeth?

        • @[email protected]
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          combs my teethstache inquisitively Do y’all not?

          • ...m...
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            …it’s called baleen you ableist clod!..

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  • IninewCrow
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    Simple … one side is for cleaning the toilet … the other side is for doing the dishes

    Just don’t mix up the ends … that would be disgusting

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      I have a brush for cleaning bottles. Works great. Just kinda resembles a toilet brush. Different shape but they could have used a different color.

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    Ass to ass?

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    • @[email protected]
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      2 girls one brush?

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      Oh, a fellow Requiem for a Dream connoisseur!

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      Only for the crack addicts.

      • Theo
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        This made me chuckle.

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        The first rule of being a crack addict is to keep you and your partner’s cracks sparkling clean.

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    Do you even poop-lift, bro?

    • @[email protected]
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      I slice it, with my poop knife

      • @[email protected]OP
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        Ah yes, the PÖÖP knife was for sale next to it.

  • @[email protected]
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    I just want to know if it’s dishwasher safe.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      You just rinse it in your contact lens holders

      • @[email protected]
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        would an open air anus be large enough? I mean, after the stretching of course.

        • Prehensile_cloaca
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          Yes, but that will use up a lot of multipurpose saline

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    Ferengi Q-Tip

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      This would be a good prop for an elaborate con costume.

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    You mean you guys don’t wanna turn the brush over and have shitty water drip on your hand?

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      It’s good because this way my SO and I can each have our own brush, like how you don’t share our toothbrush.

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    What kind of forbidden stain removal jutsu ass contraption is that

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