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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Excuse me, sir

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Excuse me, sir

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    51•1 year ago

    Why would you not want weekly updates about cheddar cheese though

    • @[email protected]
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      20•1 year ago

      If there’s a new cheddar cheese breakthrough, I wanna hear about it right away.

    • WashedOver
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      8•1 year ago

      Weekly? Mine is already set to daily!

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      It’s not possible to have so many updates on cheddar cheese.

      • Stantana
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        14•1 year ago

        deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        Not with that attitude!

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      On the other hand: Why not?

  • @[email protected]
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    48•1 year ago

    A SECOND WEDGE HAS HIT THE TOWER

    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      The tower:

  • Alex
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    38•1 year ago

    Beef stroganoff 2.0

  • @[email protected]
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    24•1 year ago

    Ah shit. Here we go again.

  • @[email protected]
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    24•1 year ago

    I actually want my daily update about beef stroganoff.

    • kingthrillgore
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      1•1 year ago

      I’m over here strogan my beef I got off on my meat I’m just here stroking my beef I’m hungry as fuck man Ima freak like for real

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      She’s strogan by beef until I’m off

  • @[email protected]
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    10•1 year ago

    I once gave our telco/internet provider the permission to call me on my main number if they have an interesting update regarding our contract. That went without problems for over ten years. One or two calls a year, and usually something worth thinking about.

    Then their marketing decided to pull all stops and call us, on all our numbers, not just the main one, but also the kids personal phones. And not only from their official numbers, but random numbers all over the country. We suddenly got a dozen calls a day(!) from them, offering the same two products (at least where we picked up and declined the offer) again, and again, and over again. We blocked numbers, and new ones came up. The block list went from two entries to over thirty. I had to threaten legal action got get our numbers blocked again, and get them marked as such according to our privacy laws.

    Silence returned.

  • Cadenza
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    7•1 year ago

    Sir/Madam, you win the “post of the day” award!

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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    7•1 year ago

    it’s a conspiracy of BIG PHARMACHEESE!

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      The big wheels down at Cheese HQ

  • pruwyben
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    6•1 year ago

    IT HAS HOLES LIKE SWISS CHEESE NOW

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    hello, lego city police? I’d like to report a comedy homicide

  • Grayox
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    2•1 year ago

    Put cheddar cheese in my green been casarole for my Thanksgiving dinner and it was super dank.

  • @[email protected]
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    Some guy wants to talk to you. He calls himself “The Big Cheese”

  • kingthrillgore
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    Cheddar cheese 2

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    Comedy homicide

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

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