Damn it, every time I think I have an original thought…

Pretty positive that the only people who actually make money on OF are like the top 10. Not percent, just the top 10. I remember a post by someone who was in the top 250 earners of the month or something when she made like $15.

I feel like there should be a jingle imbedded in this add

Porn, obviously. Lot of other sexual things to earn it online.

Non porn? Writing, if you’re very very very good but probably wouldn’t be asking this if so. If you’re middling you can do it for like 30 cents an hour. You could try being a hitman I guess. Uhh…maybe being the front man for a pornographer? If you’re a man your pickings are slim. If you’re a woman just open your holes and sacrifice your dignity I guess.

27 club is the “woah dude trippy” version, the white corner being stained green by using it to pack down your bowl is the actual reason.

Every single company has this kind of thing. Same as drugs. First hit is discounted to get you hooked. You bought from me already? Full price, fucker

Not to mention the slave labor they gain out of it.

Sleep. A lot of water. Alcohol makes it much worse, don’t do that. Try to hibernate for as long as possible basically. Spicy soup will help clear the sinuses.

You’ll get those people on every single social media site, it’s not just a reddit problem, it’s a people problem.

My sink is made for someone a good 3-4 inches shorter than I am and it absolutely kills my back to hunch over like that for any period of time so gimme that machine convenience over my slipped disk

Careful, that’s dangerously close to a Dessalines ban talk right there

I haven’t written mine yet but I’ll let you know

Not the Internet but I was taught a lot of bullshit about the native Americans willingly giving up land to the settlers and all that instead of, y’know, the massive attempted genocidal slaughter that took place.

No, we ended for a reason. Like her being a cheating bitch. Or we just were going different places and that’s okay but I see no need to force a friendship where one doesn’t need to be.

So correct me if I’m wrong but this is just them openly admitting to bombing boats they have no confirmed ID on? Isn’t that a problem for THEIR (the deceased’s) government? “Foreign government is performing extra judicial killings on my citizens”?

It’s a bit dead nowadays but there’s [email protected]

I dig

When a cop beats his wife, it’s because she’s his property just acting defective (like the good book tells us) so why would Republicans have an issue with it?

Blackberry liquor. I woke up on my porch cradled around half a cooking pot of ramen at like 4 am and no shirt or memory of the last 8 hours. Still don’t know what happened to that shirt.

They can pretty much everywhere. The areas where it is against the law are in the minority. Every woman who wants to go topless in public, can and usually does. That’s just such a small subset no one sees it.