I like Vega One. They were wrapped up in the whole lead contamination thing, but that last ne in particular wasn’t listed so I just keep going. 46g mixed with 380 mL of almond milk.

Really wish I had backed the Kickstarter. Definitely in for the next one if they keep this up.

You had me at dragon egg.

Sticks can be lightsabers, great swords, staves, walking sticks, katanas, guitars, hockey sticks/golf clubs, and hundreds of other things.

A rock is a rock.

I’m on book three of the Bobiverse. I’m enjoying it. The nice thing is that they’re not super dense.

When I was 8, I was playing skee ball at an arcade. I had $2 in quarters in a small cup on the railing while I played.

Another kid and his brother came by and started talking to me. While the one kid distracted me, the other stole my cup. Once I realized what happened my older brother and I flagged the security guard. We found the kids holding the same cup (pretty distinctive because it came from another spot on the boardwalk) with exactly $2 in it.

The security guard couldn’t do anything because I didn’t actually see them take it. I still remember the kids grin when he realized he got away with it.

$2 30+ years later and I’m still tilted about it. That one interaction warped my view of people my entire life.

This is what worked for me. I never saw the appeal until I started seasoning it with other things. I’ll put a thin layer of avo, salt, lime, garlic powder, paprika on sandwiches instead of mayo and it’s incredible.

Better Off Ted ended way too soon

Modern corpo playbook.

1. Go too far with something wildly unpopular on purpose
2. Everyone complains
3. Dial it back slightly
4. “We won!”

Only if you have a work visa. Don’t want foreigners stealing crow work.

Straight from the playbook. Announce something terrible, then back off with something bad. Everyone calls it a win.

See: Wizards if the Coast, Unity

I really like when British people impersonate an American accent.

I kinda miss my BlackBerry.