When the only accounts that are allowed to exist on your platform are bots and Russian trolls, and you just ban actual long time users en masse for completely asinine and/or made up reasons, this is the fucking end result. Reddit is literally eating itself, but no! It’s AI that’s to blame. This fucking dogshit company literally just made me defend AI.

8 day old account that’s made 115 posts over the past 5 days. Either a Russian bot, or a Russian human who needs a fucking hobby.

Gee, wonder what caused this shift?

I swear I blocked this asshole already…

Bubblybubbles, working hard for a few extra rubles today it seems.

Lol, sure Vlad. Whatever you say.

Speaking of Palantir, I’ve decided I’m going to start a company where I convince people to allow me to plug their brains into a machine, where they will then live out their lives in an artificial reality while I use their body heat to power AI data centers. As far as what I’m going to call this company, I don’t want to be too on the nose as to what services the company provides. I think I’ll just call it “The Matrix.” That should be vague enough, don’t you think? Kinda like Palantir. What even is a Palantir? Couldn’t possibly be anything nefarious.

That’s where I’m at too. I never spent much time on the bigger subs on Reddit. Mostly spent my time in the special interest/hobby subs. There were some pretty awesome communities in there. Unfortunately, I wandered out of my lane, and I decided to tell some MAGA assclown that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. According to Reddit, this was harassment, even though this prick was going around saying Alex Pretti deserved to die. As a result, I was permabanned. Oh well.

So basically like every war that the US has been involved in since WWII? Amazing how pouring billions of taxpayer dollars into the military can’t overcome our leadership, that is consistently made up of absolute fucking morons who’ve never read a history book.

We’re shaking.

I wonder if getting paid by Russia to be a giant fucking pest on the internet is worth it.

Sputnik…lol.

While I absolutely don’t disagree with you regarding the US doing insane, evil shit, I also think you’re giving this administration WAYYY too much credit. We have never seen incompetence like this in the executive branch. Every move they’ve made since taking office, both foreign and domestic, reeks of desperation and panic, with no plan whatsoever. It is absolute amateurism. So no, I disagree that this is standard operation for the US. It’s much worse.

Some chick in Brazil is about to spill the beans on how many children Trump raped. So don’t be surprised if Tehran gets turned into a glowing glass bowl in a few days. We’ll probably stage a land invasion of Cuba too, just to make sure everyone is completely distracted.

It’s Sunday morning, and the news is here to remind you that this dumb fucking war, started by dumb fucking subhuman trash, is still happening. Yay.

Guys, I think this fucking prick is still alive. And he really wants to use a nuke.

Shut the fuck up, Russia.

Yeah, just a quick question for Israel; what in the actual fucking fuck is wrong with you fuckers?

Each day that goes by, I realize more and more how much of a favor Reddit did for me by banning me permanently.

Womp womp.