This could land you in deep Barney

I should probably clarify that it’s pretty rare for me to receive a message that’s literally just “hello” or “hi” followed by nothing. At the least I’ll see the typing indicator so I know there’s more coming, but the link in the status message just reads passive aggressive. Also - is the person that’s sending you a ping or SYN really going to notice your status?

Are you talking about people just saying “hi” or the meta-behavior of people using nohello.net in their Teams/Slack status? Because the latter is more annoying to me

We can just terraform space duh

No credit for partial answers, maggot. This is an RTX 5070 Ti with 16G of GDDR7. It was shot out of a grok datacenter in heliosynchronous orbit at 1.3% the speed of light. You know what that means? That means Kevin O’Leary is the most dangerous son of a bitch in space.

Are we talking about a vacuum of copper or a vacuum of feathers

It was ICQ for me but this ain’t a grumpy old timer contest

“You’re saying I can only murder people in secret? I thought this was America.”

lmao harsh but fair

@well_i_never_2004

Steve too? I haven’t seen you at the meetings

Is this evidence in favor of or against the theory

It’s both. 2016 Trump was a fucking moron, 2026 Trump is a fucking moron in steep decline.

He was never the most eloquent, but he could put together a cohesive narrative in his youth. Party leadership is taking him for a ride and really embracing his insanity, keeping him distracted with these high-visibility, self-serving pet projects.

Kelly can be a guy’s name too! Hooooo

Imagine if English were like German and words like this were commonplace

Yeah but I have no use for him if he can’t understand the binary language of moisture vaporators

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That’s why fuck AI

We need some freshers in here to do skin jobs

you just leave a void for a store-bought pipe

So you’re saying the answer is to scan for voids! Thanks for your technical input

• your congressman, probably

You’d be surprised how few worries I have when I’m brandishing an angle grinder