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Grayox to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Aww nuts

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Aww nuts

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Grayox to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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    I totally failing to understand all the acorn references. What is going on.

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      • Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop’s SUV.

      • Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.

      • Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he’s been hit.

      • Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.

      • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

      You can’t make this shit up.

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        You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the “situation”. Needless to say he was fat rolling

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        • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

        So… That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?

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          Afaik he was ridiculed so much by his buddies and other locals that he quit the job.

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      A Florida cop went full Rambo on his patrol car after an acorn fell on it.

      https://apnews.com/article/florida-deputy-resigns-acorn-shooting-dc574fd2cd182fadf6a238d8b1b2b4f6

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      Cop hears acorn fall, so he does a roll and yells “I’m hit! He’s shooting!” And attempts to murder a handcuffed suspect in the back of the police car.

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      Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bBdXdAhzBg

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        5•1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://www.piped.video/watch?v=_bBdXdAhzBg

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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