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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 11 months ago

Amazing app ideas

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Amazing app ideas

sh.itjust.works

@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 11 months ago
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By Soren Iverson

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    Oh Sony is all over it, here’s one of the diagrams of their patent.

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      Kneel before your McGod

      Kneel before your McGod

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      But they haven’t released a TV with that feature yet though, and if I remember right that patent’s fairly old – something like 10–15 years.

      Wonder what’s kept them from actually doing it. Maybe even Sony suits understood it’d be a fucking disaster from a marketing perspective?

      Edit: the patent was filed in 2009

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        16•11 months ago

        Honestly I think it’s just a shit idea. Only way I could see it flying is if you heavily (or completely) subsidized the cost of the television. There’s already a company giving away free ad supported TVs.

        https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjxj_HNhtqGAxUcIjQIHX7BCiYQFnoECBEQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telly.com%2F&usg=AOvVaw0alFgFQTc-6Uz1bt-Q55d1&opi=89978449

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          14•11 months ago

          This doesn’t end well

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            ive been wondering for a while how hackable the telly is

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          Oh yeah it’s obviously a shit idea, but that generally doesn’t stop executives when they think there’s money to be made – considering how eg. YouTube’s trying to stop you from blocking ads and will apparently start showing ads when videos are paused, requiring attention seems like a logical next step to drive that CPM up to fund the CEO’s new yacht

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      It’s crazy that this is real. It looks like a comic someone would make to make fun of the idea. Like the fact that they’re watching some guy shoot someone, then the burger commercial comes on and the guy stands up and cheers “McDonalds!” Before sitting back down to watch more of guy shooting other guy.

      This is peak “dumb Americans” humor, and they’re using this unironically to describe their business idea.

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        5•11 months ago

        Always was, welcome to capitalism

        • https://patents.google.com/patent/US5270800A/en
        • https://patents.google.com/patent/US4717343A/en
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        4•11 months ago

        Something tells me you haven’t drank your daily verification can of mtn dew

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      Did Sony used “McDonald’s” brand in a patent diagram? Can you link the source?

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        Yeah absolutely, here’s the filing:

        https://patents.google.com/patent/US8246454?oq=8246454

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          16•11 months ago

          I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald’s to keep watching something.

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            8•11 months ago

            Please drink verification can to continue destroying your TV

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      Gary M. Zalewski is listed as the inventor. He is listed on 99 patents, several of which are related to increasing advertising proliferation and penetration. He’s basically a driver of enshittification. My favorite was “System and method for taking control of a system during a commercial break”. Can’t have the plebs changing channels!

      I looked him up on LinkedIn and he looks exactly like you’d imagine. Fuck you, Gary. Fuck you.

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      5•11 months ago

      wait what the fuck this is actually real

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      From like 15 years ago. If they were gonna do it they would have done it by now.

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        8•11 months ago

        I mean, Telly is giving away TVs that have a camera and second screen to play ads. Sony might not think they could get away with it a decade ago, but consumers seem to slowly accept more bullshit over time so I could definitely see their calculus changing in the future.

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          4•11 months ago

          Oh it has a second screen… have to answer ~100 questions about your viewing habits to get it… so they must only ship to likely profitable demographics. Yeah pretty much hate it :D

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            Yeah it’s awful, I really hope they fail but I’m not entirely sure they will. Most people who sign up are probably pretty good advertising targets.

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            2•11 months ago

            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            second screen

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      4•11 months ago

      If you don’t say it, the commercial never ends

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        3•11 months ago

        There is nothing that I want to watch badly enough that I would put up with this behavior.

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      3•11 months ago

      Came here to post that too.

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