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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink131•7 months agoFap with one eye ooooopen Gripping your tube sock tiiight Exit porn… Enter mom… Move your hand And hope your boner doesn’t stand
minus-squareBoxscapelinkfedilink30•edit-27 months ago Maybe he broke his arms. Broken arms meme, we meet again!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•7 months agoI have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink24•edit-27 months agoThey reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•7 months agoI know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•7 months agoHoly crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•7 months agoCut my sight into pieces I can see you past the door… Masturbation, No squeezin, Don’t give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free
Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn…
Enter mom…
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn’t stand
Enter mom???😑
Maybe he broke his arms.
Broken arms meme, we meet again!
That’s one way to describe the guy, indeed.
Thanks, I hate it
I have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.
They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.
The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.
At least it was a sock and not a coconut.
My first thought was Last Resort.
Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
Cut my sight into pieces
I can see you past the door…
Masturbation,
No squeezin,
Don’t give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free
All I think of is this now
Is that a stauner?
Butthead’s a Lefty?