@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 months agoThe numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1908arrow-down11
arrow-up1907arrow-down1imageThe numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.lemmy.ml@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 months agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareNutWrenchlinkfedilinkEnglish31•3 months agoCompany-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!” Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?” Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
minus-squareHossenfefferlinkfedilinkEnglish11•3 months agoCompany: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.
Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.