• Banana
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    4122 days ago

    All the more reason for me to have my shit locked down and not respond to people I don’t know.

    Like honestly I haven’t had a sketchy interaction on social media for years because all my shit is private and I don’t use my real name or even a picture of my face anymore.

    • oce 🐆
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      2922 days ago

      I really wanted to believe your real name is Banana.

      • Banana
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        1722 days ago

        You don’t know for sure that it isn’t 😏

    • @[email protected]
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      22 days ago

      Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you’ve been thinking about, the ones that I’ve been thinking you might be thinking about doing? /s

      • @[email protected]
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        522 days ago

        BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat

        Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

      • Banana
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        422 days ago

        You joke, but you don’t know the level of depravity in this lil brain

    • @[email protected]
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      322 days ago

      Amen. Added to that I have an extremely common name (both actually) so even if someone were to find that out, they’d still have to sift my shit from all my doppelgangers’.