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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish42•16 days ago even with eyes closed Not sure I would want something like that.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish28•16 days agoYou would if you don’t like surprises. Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•16 days agoHow would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•16 days agoThis is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.
Not sure I would want something like that.
You would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.