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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

T-Rex problems

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T-Rex problems

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    27•2 years ago

    Well, it sure as fuck will wake up if you stab its eye out. If I had to bet I still would pick the one-eyed angry T-Rex.

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      19•2 years ago

      Recent studies have shown their top speed is about the same as humans. You could:

      1. wait for him to sleep
      2. poke an eye out
      3. run to safety
      4. Repeat steps 1 2 3
      5. Finish him after you take advantage of the rest of the month of free food and accomodations.
      • @[email protected]
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        27•2 years ago

        I love how you have a plan that gets you $500 million, but you just have to have to take advantage of that free rent in a shack before time runs out.

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          11•2 years ago

          Hey, don’t look a gift t-rex in the mouth

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          2•2 years ago

          If they win the lottery, they’re the one who will be able to stay rich.

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