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Problem solving

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Problem solving

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  • candyman337
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    103•8 months ago

    No you can solve 3/4ths of your problems

    • @[email protected]
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      29•8 months ago

      Zeno’s problem.

      • Snot Flickerman
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        14•8 months ago

        Would that make Zeno’s Wank just a type of edging?

        • @[email protected]
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          12•8 months ago

          Yes.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•8 months ago

        if you learn how to solve zeno’s problem in the first book, it may be possible to solve 100% of your problems in the second book

    • @[email protected]
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      22•8 months ago

      If you buy 5 books, you’ll be able to solve 96.88% of your problems.

      • MentalEdge
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        12•8 months ago

        Or you could just read the one book eight times for 99.6℅. Why buy more than one when one is enough to read as many times as you like?

        • @[email protected]
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          6•8 months ago

          that’s some mighty fine fiscal responsibility, right there

        • @[email protected]
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          1•8 months ago

          Well guess what? That was an e-book and you only get to read once.

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser
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      12•8 months ago

      This all hinges on when you count the number of problems you have. But that’s why you have two eyes! Read the same page of books 1 and 2 in parallel and obliterate 100% of your problems.

      • stebo
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        8 months ago

        I disagree. If one book solves half of your problems at random and the other does the same, that’s still 75% on average, and 25% on average will have 2 solutions.

  • MentalEdge
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    SMH, that’s not how books work. What a complete waste of money. You only needed to buy one copy, to then read it twice.

    • TXL
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      2•8 months ago

      Then you can give it to someone else to read or sell it and even more people can read it.

  • @[email protected]
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    24•8 months ago

    I mean, it’s still only 75% solved.

  • @[email protected]
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    18•8 months ago

    That still only solves 75% of your problems. You’ll need to buy an infinite number of books to get to 100%.

    • @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      Unfortunately math was in the remaining 25% of problems

    • @[email protected]
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      1•8 months ago

      Technically 0% of their problems and 100% of their former problems.

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • Billegh
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    7•8 months ago

    You need to make sure you buy them from different places, otherwise they might each solve the same problems!

  • konalt
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    6•8 months ago

    Poor Zeno has so many problems

  • Bakkoda
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    2•8 months ago

    According to a crazy person i know that breeds “wolf dogs” you now have 2500% problem solving abilities.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    The only remotely interesting character in Romulus.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•8 months ago

    I do have a sugar with a short leg.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•8 months ago

    Said some guy at the open mic.

  • @[email protected]
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    0•8 months ago

    Go back to dadjokes

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