• @[email protected]
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    People are saying “whenever” when they just mean “when” and I hate it with a fiery passion.

    “Whenever I was at the game yesterday…”

    When. WHEN!!

  • @[email protected]
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    All dates should be formatted according to ISO 8601 standard (YYYY-MM-DD).

    Months should be adjusted so September, October, November, and December are the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month respectively (so the literally meaning of the names accords with their actual meaning).

    Not cleaning your kitchen knife after sharpening is trashy and contaminates your food with metal shavings.

  • @[email protected]
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    235 days ago

    Time zones shouldn’t exist. There should just be UTC time and you would go to work at the equivalent of your morning time.

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    void main() {
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    Is better than

    void main()
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    Why would you want to put it on a separate line? Are you paid by the height of the source file or something?

  • @[email protected]
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    Anyone who puts always-on blue LEDs in electronics deserve the oubliette. People who put such LEDs in electronics meant for the bedroom deserve an oubliette that’a slowly filling with water.

    • Tenderizer78
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      246 days ago

      Or just excessively bright LEDs. Just because LEDs are super efficient, doesn’t mean they should take them as bright as they can go.

    • @[email protected]
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      That sucks, but you can put some isolation tape on LEDs.

      But I wish something horrible to those who thought it’s a great idea to make every goddamn electronic device make beeping noises.

      My water boiler, fan, washing machine. In my childhood I don’t remember everything beeping at every interaction. It makes me furious and you often cannot fully disable it.

      Once I tried to solder the beeper out but my soldering iron was probably not suitable so I failed :(

      • @[email protected]
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        You can muffle the beeper pretty effectively with some tape, the old air fryer we had terrified one of the dogs because of the incessant beeping. My coffee scale by default beeps whenever you touch it, thankfully that’s 100% mutable.

        I also hate this.

      • @[email protected]
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        24 days ago

        The beeping! My damn air fryer has to let everyone in the neighborhood know that I’m making food at 3:00 am, I hate it so much

        Gonna ignore the fire alarm someday because I’ll just assume someone is air frying something

    • JackbyDev
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      96 days ago

      Allow me to try and persuade you. The problem is bright blue LEDs. It’s still stupid that they make them so bright, but the problem isn’t the color. A hypothetical bright red, green, or amber LED would also be a problem.

      • @[email protected]
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        Shorter wavelengths hit different though. That’s why we have blue light filtering glasses, Redshift, etc.

        • @[email protected]
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          a non-diffused, bright, monocromatic red led would still be painful to look at in the dark, it’s just that blue LEDs tend to be brighter + our eyes are more sensitive to blueish green light at night + the damn companies don’t bother putting a diffuser in front of the diode.

      • @[email protected]
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        This is fair. I have had to put tape over a red alarm clock because it was too bright before. Those manufacturers also get the oubliette

    • @[email protected]
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      166 days ago

      Fuck yeah.

      Also missing from sub-clauses, at least in America, is the trailing delimiter comma.

      • Psychadelligoat
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        136 days ago

        Took me a minute of googling to be vaguely sure you meant what I think you mean: the comma marking the end of your dependant interjectory clause there?

        at least in America**,**

        If so: I have no idea what you are talking about, that’s drilled into us in school. Maybe people get lazy on the Internet but it is part of the rules and gets taught and used here

        If I’ve misunderstood: what are you talking about, then?

      • davel [he/him]
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        25 days ago

        I’m a comma-crazed Burgerstani, and I use those as well as the serial comma.

    • @[email protected]
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      My company has standardized document templates and none of them have Oxford commas. I will go through and add them any time I have to use one.

      • @[email protected]
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        For it. Its lack of use in a union contract was a factor in a court ruling some years back. That’s when it went from pedantry to real-world consequence for me. Something was ruled similar to A and B rather than A or B.

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    Thirteen months, 28 days each + one day. (Plus another day when there is a leap year).

    It would just work.

  • @[email protected]
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    1266 days ago

    Appliances and cars should never have an internet connection for any reason.

    Also fuck touch screens give me buttons.

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      116 days ago

      Agree with this. With cars it makes them vulnerable to hacking unless safety critical systems are isolated. Fly-by-wire airplanes specifically isolate the flight control computers from anything that could connect to the internet for this reason

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      Though as a kind of “exception”, I think that charging poles for electric cars should have modbus or Ethernet and a local protocol (matter maybe?) to use with smart home systems for automation and cars should have a standard affordable way to check errors and status of sensors.

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      I fucking love my wifi enabled heat pump. Turn that shit on half an hour before I get home. Comfy shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      touch screens can be justified IMO, IF the company let it function as a diagnostic computer but the auto industry seem terrified of actually making something resembling a competent configurable UI. Internet could be nice if the appliance just used SNMP or similar protocols that have been around for decades, but the companies seem to love that shitty malware they call an App.

  • @[email protected]
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    215 days ago

    Tabs, not spaces.

    I don’t give a shit if your arguments perfectly align to the function. It’s only semantic indication. Use the goddamn special character that has its own dedicated key.

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    135 days ago

    “an historic” is wrong and terrible if you pronounce the “h”

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    856 days ago

    Cloud-based. If a product won’t work if my internet dies, or I can’t access my data without internet or a subscription, I won’t buy it.

  • @[email protected]
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    215 days ago

    English verbs have historically had present form, past form, and past participle form, eg. go / went / gone. I’m sad to see the past participle form being phased out of American English. People I went to school with and who I’m sure were taught differently (not to mention innumerable podcasters and public radio personalities), now say things like: “By the time I got home I found he’d already went,” eliminating the past participle and instead using the past form. Had saw is not uncommon either. I am old enough I refuse to incorporate this development in the language. If I ever encounter had was/were in the wild I might blow a gasket. Now entering my fuddy-duddy years :(