Anon definitely nailed him in mspaint

I am a different type of enthusiast

The game STILL looks good considering its age and budget.

Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

BRO JOB BRO JOB

I’m just here for the perjury

None of this makes any sense, and a LOT of detail is being left out.

What happened specifically? Say what you said and what was said back.

Those 9/11 pants go HARD