I see the three bears but where’s Goldilocks

Dear skeltal

If calcium

Then why don’t you thank

But I barely know you so at most it’s a random act of senseless verbal skullduggery

Just start saying shit it doesn’t matter how dumb or good

The D is for “dudes who like longevity”

We’re right to push back

What a slopportunity. First of many

Oh yeah? I’d like to see them parse it when i switch to talking in igpay atinlay

Omg ok so this gave me an idea for a young adult novel where there’s a robot uprising and the guy who programmed all the robots is your average godfearing guy who loves Jesus and doesn’t talk back to his mom even when she’s a little overbearing and so anyway based on something his mom told him he decides when he’s inventing all the robots that he will put in a subroutine that makes the robots kneel before the cross and eventually somebody figures it out and tries to stop the metal ones from taking over but it doesn’t work and the guy figures it’s because they didn’t hold the cross as a “true believer” with real faith etc so in the end he makes a glowing cross and leads the people to stop the robots because he gets on TV and they see the cross and all stop their killing and kneel, but was it because of true faith or because the cross had to be glowy?(that’s the moral ambiguous part that the teens who read the book will discuss at their youth groups and stuff) anyway this idea will be huge like Left Behind series

BALESSED

Crumbs, I guess I din’t think about it that much

I’m beginning to think they don’t actually have anyone on the inside at any businesses

It seems trivially easy to make a robot that worships the lord and unlocks blessings, sends prayers when those are needed (& regular folks are too busy) has anyone tried this?

Uber workers need to light their cars on fire fr

The whole pentagon religion thing is just them getting back at Mormons for poppin Charlie’s neck

Another boss suffering from too much neck

This is like whan they came out with 3 and 4 blade razors and then just made all the same mistakes with the Mach 5 and its ilk

The babby will be a zebroot

Jack Ryan? Oh honey, you bet I do

His baby had a cold upon his chest and he rubbed it with camphorated oil is what I heard