Simple trick to claim the mineral rights of your own backyard. You just need to flip own yard and house upside down! Then the minerals are not under your yard but above it! Checkmate lawyers.

Of course, you’ll also need to sign a writ of mineralis claimies with your signature written in a patriotic crossword. Then include a stamp of George Washington where you have drew him a sensible toupee. Make sure to use red ink or the blood of goblin to draw the toupee, goblin preferred.

My wife!

She is my best friend and funniest person I know.

Have you googled the SKU and see if anything else happens to share the number?

This is far beyond my limited coding experience but I do enjoy a good puzzle. In your opinion do you think it could be some gen AI scraper. Like the gen AI is deciding what page to scrape and cuz its stupid it keeps selecting your page?

Alternatively I wonder if the product page just happens to have an unsual combinination of keywords that the bot is looking for. Maybe its looking for cheap prices of RAM and the page has some keywords related to RAM?

Good luck I hope you are able to get them to start hammering that page.

Magically summon pizza whenever I want

The brain! No the stomach!

Went no contact with my Mom. Total weight off my shoulders. Sometimes a little part of still feels a tiny bit guilty. Internally the guilty voice goes “well people can change maybe give her another chance”? This is immediately met with deafening laughter from every other cell of my being saying “LMAO no she is such a piece of shit”.

If you’re considering going no contact with your parents or someone, maybe give it a try. You can always talk to them later. Cutting out toxic ppl from your life is a gift you can give yourself everyday.

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I love that one of the first items stolen is literally labeled PLOT Device

May I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.

Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”, ya cunt?

Is it glue? But you don’t normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?

Let me guess you don’t have cats

An actual scientific article? Love it, thank you!

Thanks for the video! Those metals are dope!

Makes me want a Saw movie based on weird real life science taken to the extreme. Jigsaw meets Cave Johnson!

Like two people are trapped together in a giant amorphous metal room made to look like a pinball machine. One of the people has to get in a giant amorphous pinball. The other person controls the paddles. If they score enough points in time they both move on to the next room. Well both if the one person isn’t splattered inside the pinball.

Sometimes I worry myself slightly

Holy fuck that is amazing! Wanna try one so bad lol

Thank you for doing this important research!! I had one with craters when I was a kid! So very dangerous and fun!!

This is a pretty good answer, but my inner child says nah. Golf balls are for adults. I want a bouncy ball!! Or bouncey ball! (depending on your persuasion 😉)

1st off she not he.

2nd thank you for the sass about my spelling mistakes! It’s especially nice cuz you reversed them yourself lol

I don’t see that button my keyboard /s

The new dragon age game has this. As long as you don’t care about a good story, the combat is super fun and there are lots of nice quality of life stuff like that. You can reset the skill tree at any point, copy your character’s appearance if you want to start a new play thru.

If the execs didn’t fuck up the story, I think the game would sold big time. Fuckin idiots

Link? Used to have one like that but now I can’t find another one