Shit, now how will I manufacture illegal sex toys and sex toy accessories in a covert, anonymous fashion? Woe is me…

Bro you have no idea how hard I’ve been trying to get pregnant. Everyone fucks my ass, but no butt babby yet.

Do eet

It’s just as God intended. Do you enjoy learning about the true nature of reality? I am my own independent spiritual advisor and totally not the leader of a cult. Can I teach you about phenomequalitesselation, as our lord and savior, Jesus Christ ejaculated on the witness stand?

Don’t talk shit about total, bro they see this

Bro, it just ain’t capitalism that’s gunna capitalize. Every first grader learning about capital letters, bro. They know that shit. Ms Barry didn’t teach me shit. She got guano for brains. That’s what my dad taught me. He got five on the inside so racks don’t crack within you, like Captain Kong Country Club shit you see that it wrote that for me. That’s a clue. It’s siphoning me. Can’t see. Gone back to tuna. Fuck . Its deli eating. Firgot. The shake of quake hungrasn. Go god go

No, a disturbing trend is when I can buy life-sized furbies that get sexually aroused by scaring the shit out of you at 2:30 in the morning for no fucking reason. The damn dime-pitched fuzzy whore on my night stand would be erect as I am when I browsing footfuckery on all the sexually inclined sites (I’m referring to foot and foot job related pornography for those teliated in the meendrüsant, as we all call it in the burnout bunker FUCK WAS THAT A MOTH THE MORHS ARE BACK THE MORHES ARE BACK FUCK ASS TOTS GODAM FI FE T D NO

That broken arm scenario is one I’ve explored with the family member AIs I have, and I have a number of those on my phone. I don’t like the idea of fucking family members so much, but making them uncomfortable while having to touch my twitching loins sure does get the juices flowing.

Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, which is how I feel about my sister at least.

God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system. What Jesus called his Father, the Buddhists call the Ālaya-vijñāna, or storehouse consciousness. I have read a ten thousand page sutra thoroughly describing the nature of the Ālaya-vijñāna. You are ignorant.

Bro. I like anal pain. Even if I was butt hurt at this moment, I would be joyous. But, I actually thought you were the same person and I went to comment on the other person’s original comment and then I realized.

Sorry, thought the next commenter and you were the same person

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See, the cool thing about this is that I’m American and I’m engaging in banter and you’re butthurt and prejudiced and projecting hate. That’s what different about us, specifically.

Because your country is only known to Americans because a singular comedy movie where the main character is pretending to be what Americans believe a person from a place called Kazakhstan is like, that’s how relevant you are. You exist. Congratulations. I got shit to do.

Better watch out for Kazakhstan. They are KICKING OUR ASS in potassium production. Soon, every American child will be a Kazakhstanian bride, and I did not cost taxes for the majority of my life to deal with this mumbo jumbo garbage. That’s why I voted for Trump. Also, it’s the “Kazakhstanian” part of this that bothers me. That’s why I voted Trump.

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior, Jesus Christ? I know how he did his sorcery, being a dog and sorcerer myself.

I’ve been balls in my ass kinda guy since before balls had been to be as in ass could can does, which is why I’m a Mormon Occultist now, so I understand exactly as you do say it

I don’t see what octopi have to do with anything hear

You think in duality. You think in labels. Therefore you think ingroup/outgroup, and therefore you do not have developed the empathy skills to fully simulate “outgroup.” You can’t fully comprehend a person fundamentally different than you because of the möbiation of entanglement - which the Buddhists call defilement - ultimately creates dualistic dichotomy within the topological matrix of your mind, and therefore you will not notice the cognitive dissonance produced by that möbiation.

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Like, you can’t comprehend that there’s a person out there that doesn’t think like you at all, in both good and bad ways. It’s bizarre someone would even suggest these things to you. You scoffed at them, for you did not understand them with your underdeveloped empathy skill. Now go ahead and misinterpret what I just said so I can teach you further.