“AI deep machine learning large language models crypto blockchain dotcom”

And by Trump, too. He’d definitely try and cash in if it were possible.

Rick Scott as well.

“You know what’d really help our finances? Being sucked into a DoTerra pyramid scheme.”

Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating ‘follow up’ as ‘f/up.’

“Yeah we should be okay, I’ll f/up on that later today.”

“Hey are you able to f/up on this?”

“Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue.”

“You’ll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone.”

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.

Some have sensors that will really help heat food evenly and will adjust times and power levels depending on what you’re doing. Most are just default cook times, but if you haven’t tried it out, it’s worth it.

Double tap couldn’t hurt

Again?

I enjoy it. I like seeing what new bands or songs got my attention, the throwback to favorite songs from earlier in the year, and seeing how my tastes change over time. It’s fun.

Between all of the other big tech firms eating as much of my data as they can, I’m not too worried about Spotify sharing that I like Adele.

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…

I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.

We didn’t roll out of the womb with this knowledge. We just aggressively Google. I’ve reached a point where I’ve stopped helping people if they haven’t done that step first since that’s basically all I’m gonna do. Might not get them what they need every time, but it will clear up a LOT of simple issues.

Didn’t similar shit get Microsoft hit with antitrust lawsuits?

The Windows key? I use it constantly.

Windows + Left/Right to dock screens, Windows + E for a quick file explorer, Windows + X for settings and dev options, Windows + P to adjust your second monitor, I’m sure there’s other hotkeys as well.

I don’t need luck, I’m a professional.