I know that’s why I thought it was funny! Got to find the humor in this mess right now. Hoping we can right the ship but right now Trump is steering us into an ice berg full speed ahead

Regular people are dumb af they elected that orange shit stain while he spit in our faces.

So I’m not really confident they’re gonna connect any dots.

Funny you think they’re going to actually pay down the debt.

That article is really fuzzing up the definition of “poop,” I’d argue over half those entries are just how the thing poops weirdly. I guess if you get into semantics it may be technically true but I just consider pooping to be eliminating bodily waste so to me that whole article is like, “look how oddly these things poop.” 😅

• Handjobs at Starbucks

Well that’s just solid policy right there, cum on.

No war but class war, not disagreeing there, but also it’s pretty clear there are policy changes and consequences for our elections.

I guess that’s the drawback of positioning yourself as an alternative to the US that doesn’t interfere with foreign politics.

That right there is why I’m really worried about the next 4 or more years right now as a citizen of the USA. Like, we’re just going to create this power vacuum through dumbass Don’s executive fun time and China will happily exploit that and lap up the material rewards.

I feel like I’m watching a game of Civilization get played by a moron. It’s excruciating. Only way any of it makes sense is that Trump literally is a Russian agent because otherwise why the fuck is he trying to drive our country off a cliff?

They won’t give you a source because that would require them to have one.

No it suggests if you’re browsing at work on a break or just in general you probably shouldn’t open that.

That’s it.

This is the essence of doublespeak: contradictions in the smallest possible footprint, laid out glaringly and consumed with eager approval.

That’s what you’re doing literally right now. Dude makes a clear Nazi salute and you’re like “naaah surely the ADL can’t be wrong” like no fuck the ADL and their lies.

You gotta be true to yourself but a couple extra minutes, if even, to boot the game because of a launcher that’s integrated into steam isn’t that much of a biggie.

Shit after you launch if the first time I’m pretty sure you can skip the launcher popping up, may have to use a command line argument in steam not sure but it makes it so the launcher is basically non-existent at that point.

Anyways I don’t need to convince you, fine stranger, but I really would be remiss to not at least push another person to play one of my favorite games of all time.

Fuck rockstar but it’s 20 bucks for GTA:O

https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/grand-theft-auto-v/#buy-now

Fwiw

You’re robbing yourself of an excellent experience. Like, I get how annoying that shit is but RDR2 is one of the best games I’ve ever played. Still go back to it on occasion.

The world is so well crafted and believable and beautiful honestly there’s not many games that get me to just stop and stare at the scenery but RDR2 has that effect on you.

Bots probably already know that though because of what they’ve been trained on. Actually … Let’s see Gemini do it for us.

Not too bad.

You understand that just posting a bunch of bullshit links with bad takes doesn’t make it true.

Jesus Fucking Gish Gallop Christ.

Nobody forced Russia to invade another sovereign nation. If anything it goes to show that being in NATO keeps you safe from Russia (just look at the baltic states). If Putin and/or Russia’s goal was to stop NATO expansion this war already did the opposite.

I don’t think you know the definition of the words “literal” and “communism” if that’s what you think.

https://youtu.be/jEBELMDT6cE?t=262&si=dprkjYTi5nhRjbuK

You can’t really keep them from getting back up, they won’t stay on their sides perfectly balanced because of the curves on their legs. Even so they could “kick” their legs to push them to be able to get back up.

Just in case you’re wondering in the future if that will work.

they should have [thing that already exists]

Nobody reads the article though…

I’d call it more of an opinion piece than actual reporting or journalism but it’s still dumb.