I was hoping for Thai, but I’m sure we can find just about any type of food somewhere like DC.

There’s no seems about it - this is crazy as fuck. How you engage with a cop is a survival strategy first, and legal strategy second.

Courthouse? No no, white house. It’ll be like 1812 all over again.

Lunch is on me.

I am Canadian.

Please send help. I’m stuck in the smoldering crackhouse to your south.

We aren’t so sue’y up here. Sounds too much like work.

Sounds nice. Don’t ever let your country become like mine.

You can take one for the team here: go there at 9a, walk a bit, collapse while trying to find somewhere to sit, then sue the fuck out of the state/county for discriminating against the infirm.

You get a pay day, hostile architecture gets treated as a liability instead of a solution. Win win!

Loud. Looks like there are similar-sized battery powered bolt butters that’ll do the job much quieter. Bonus points if you cut the tab the lock is attached to vs the lock itself. Make it require an actual repair and not just a lock replacement.

Edit - Oh jfc, the one pictured is over $3k …Ryobi has one for $200, which is still a good chunk more expensive than the grinder, but well worth the stealth imo.

Tbh, I think I’d prefer no architecture to hostile architecture.

If we can’t have a chair without malicious intent, we don’t need the fucking chair.

I want us both to get home safe tonight.

Do not say that to a cop. If it’s taken as threatening, they can use that justification to escalate. And if it can be taken as threatening, it will be.

“I don’t consent to any searches, but you have my full cooperation with any action you feel you have probable cause to do.” “Why?” “I’d prefer not to elaborate without a lawer present. Am I free to go?”

Lots of ‘sir, ma’am, please, thank you’ etc; if they ask for your ID and it’s in your purse, say something like “It’s in a wallet in my purse, I’m reaching in to get it” (and do so slowly) but otherwise say as little as possible.

Sharp rise in PR stories to make a product feel more capable than it is, bullshit detector finds.

Seems they put a comparable level of care into the quality of their advertisements as they do the quality of their pizza.

Scroll to your heart’s content.

https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=meta+glasses+filming+women+without+consent

Teen Boys Men of all ages Are Using Meta Glasses to Terrorize sexually harass Girls women of all ages at High Schools and Middle Schools everywhere.

isn’t just mildly infuriating.

…idk, there comes a point of exhaustion where major grievances are so frequent and routine that you kinda just go numb to them.

A new one pops up, we’ll bitch about it for a bit, and just fizzle back into numbness.

It shouldn’t be mildly infuriating, but here we are.

Don’t be evil.

AI slop kettle calls AI slop pot black.

Idr if this was a feature that made it into a real OS or just a concept that never came to be, but…

I recall reading about a duress pin that instead of deleting stuff, just booted up normally… but to basically a separate user profile. From the non-duress profile you could choose features that would be shared between the two, like texts or call history of specific people, browser history, photo albums, etc.

So “sure officer, it’s 5224” would open up a phone profile that looks convincingly used, with nice long trails of cat memes and chatter with your gaming buddies about your favorite franchise enshittifying, and so on.

Punch in your real pin to unlock it though, and it’s got full access to everything, including data you want to keep private.

…and, uh, if any of you are designing a mobile OS right now, here’s your feature suggestion!

isn’t shouldn’t be*

Their mood is a major determining factor in their target’s ability to stay out of prison.

Due process is dead.

I’ve come to believe that was actually a typo. The correct title is “land of the fee”.

…what happens if he gets cut in half, perfectly midline/saggital and the two halves are separated so they can’t just heal back into eachother?

Does each side heal into a separate whole Wolverine?

You could pin his left side down onto some kind of reciprocating base that moves adjacent to a razor or saw, and just time the back and forth motion to correlate with his regeneration.

Basically a deli meat cutter, but used to print an army of Logans. Or a literal deli meat slicer depending on how you plan on using the Logans.

Have the comics/movies tackled this yet?

AI didn’t turn out the way any of us imagined… Cuz it still remains limited to our imaginations. Fiction.

It didn’t turn out at all.

Get back to us when AI becomes a reality, and not just a hypermarketed spell checker that’s wrong occasionally.