What is

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

Nothing beats the baby kung-fu in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist though.

I think I’d take a few years and destroy all the “grass” lawns in the country, replacing them with native plants that don’t need manual watering or chemical fertilizers and pesticides. Then I’d destroy a lot of vehicle infrastructure and replace it with high-speed train, bike, and pedestrian infrastructure. Then I’d probably just jerk off and go to concerts for the rest of my life.

Damn, even your bootlegs have ads?! Bummer.

Globo Gym wins in the original version of Dodgeball, but the test audiences hated it so they added the blindfolded stand-off. I’m mostly happy they changed it, but that original ending would have been so ballsy. Also would make the subtitle better, since most “true” underdogs do lose.

Nah, I’d call it a thriller.

Got my taxes done. Pretty early this year too!

Why wouldn’t they make the whole thing red?

Because money

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

Chips—Australian for chips.

Might as well finish the twice baked process, you’re 90% of the way there! They’re better anyway…

Chips (crisps for you incorrect non-Americans), followed by mashed

I think it’s the serif font, more than the lack of capitalization, that weirds me out.

I like how indulging extrovertism is a drug fix, but indulging introvertism is just normal. Even though we’re scientifically social animals…

We like it

You sound like a shitty teammate