Yeah, people that had to work during/after university are inherently idiots, and everyone knows that bartenders are morons that should never aspire to anything greater than cracking beers and making cocktails for actual smart people. /S

Look at the queen of England over here with a car quartet! We just had a couple hillbillys with banjos in the rumble seat of our jalopy AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

I’ll pay whatever the full price is when it is updated/patched to something resembling completion. I don’t pay for the privilege of being a beta tester.

‘Not again…’

Congrats! : hands you your left handed chop sticks:

Ooh, and a little bit of jam mixed in that has begun to solidify.

Isn’t being a member here pretty much a full diagnosis?

I’m still waiting for a Goatse powered LLM.

‘NVM, fixed it, thanks!’

There’s a tiny chance you may be one of those people that can stay productive on heroin and create great art while on it, so everyone should try it at least once. /S

For those that might not know: Pacifiers were/are used by people that are rolling/ high on mdma/ecstacy. The drug and/or whatever other drugs the pulls are cut with can cause jaw clenching and teeth grinding.

Seriously. The dudes thorax looks like he’s had extra organs installed ‘just in case’.

He needs two livers to process all the research chems he probably stacks every day.

Who would play the young upstart that idolizes/challenges a grizzled and worn out Julia Roberts?

Thankfully, it still has acid to soften up your teeth, pleasing the Secret Cabal of Dentists.

Whenever somebody uses my name I immediately feel like I’m in trouble, then when I realize I’m not, I feel like they are faking intimacy by continuing to say my name and are attempting to manipulate me.

I’m also that guy that will be completely clueless that you are in to them until you grab me by the junk. So, there’s that.

Do Swiss trains at least have mechanical twisting sockets to wind your watch?

If the kids don’t have their phone how will they broadcast the next school shooting to their followers or ask ChatGPT what the best hiding spot is nearby?

At least in Chicago, many landlords require references from past landlords when you are applying for a new apartment, so flaking on rent or trashing a place before moving out can doom your future endeavors.

Unless you get lucky and find a private owner to rent from that doesn’t bother with checking backgrounds.

Then you just have to deal with them taking ages to repair anything and letting themselves into your apartment unannounced to ‘check on things’.

As an (US)American, I wake up every morning screaming into the Void.

Then the Void requests a subscription fee.

I’m not legally allowed to sleep until I’ve paid the Void, one way or another.

Delicious.