Yes.

Your hands are large.

We had a compromise. It’s called the bill of rights. Goes like this:

1. I’ll say what I fucking want and associate with who I fucking please.
2. I’ll fucking shoot you if you get in the way.
3. You stay rhe fuck out of my house.
4. Did you fucking hear me? STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE. AND LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE.
5. You’re not the fucking boss of me. My crew will tell me when I’m out of line.
6. I’m fucking going home when I please, no matter what you say I did.
7. If you think I owe you, I don’t unless my crew fucking says so.
8. Don’t fuck with me about shit that doesn’t deserve it.
9. Just because I didn’t say it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t back the fuck off. Use your goddamn brain.
10. You don’t get to make up shit and say you’re in charge of it. My house. My rules.

I monitored their moms last night

Because the tiny plants are in the way.

You think you want this, but you don’t.

Do you not wash clothes?

This is a capital offense.

I am entirely disconnected from “the economy”. Fuck AI and fuck the market. Tech cunts have it coming.

You should buy it. Every time. Fuck subscriptions.

Joke’s on you I’m taking a massive shit right now.

Tell me the truth that Big Artist doesn’t want me to know.

Uh, FUCK THAT? Maybe?

Natural titties are god, sure. Ass is more the devil’s door I think

There’s no reason to even keep them if they don’t work out of the box.

TVs cost a dime a dozen now. Walmart was selling 85" TVs for $210 last time I was in there. There are a hundred units of a hundred models in every store with demo units set up for you to preview each of them. And color fidelity and resolution are basically standardized now, so everything at the same price point looks exactly the same.

If it doesn’t work out of the box, who cares if it “needs an update”? It’s defective. Return it and pick up another one made by a competitor.

Heh.

No.

Not as much as the food you eat or the utilities you use, but yes.

It was never about small government. It was about exploitation and conteol.

We don’t need them if their products work

I don’t care what redditors are doing. If I did I’d go to fucking reddit.

I’m going to frame this comment and submit it to this article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belief_perseverance