Wigglesworth

I dislike fake outrage that pokes fingers at innocent turns of phrases.

Yes. I know, un-be-lievable.

Anime

Dorsey: lmao, for you.

The closer you are to the blast, the better. This ensures a quick and painless death. If your’e really frightened of nuclear weapons, rest easy in a flat in a major city. You won’t have to suffer any of the scary mutations or side effects of rural folk.

annoyi-

Starting your next sentence even if you know the other person hasn’t finished thier last word yet.

God: “lol, it was just me, but like, not me.”

Holy Spirit: “Me too. The same guy but also, not the same guy.”

My mom’s favorite pastor is dead, but I’ll still tell her about this.

She believes in a magic sky god who set his own rules up for us to fail by way of damnation. A pastor coming back to life wouldn’t be a jump in her reality.

Mother Nature: cracks knuckles “lemme in, coach”

I’m not teaching a class, here, bud. If you need me to tell you that running LineageOS isn’t somehow a skill equivalent to walking into a store, then we have some serious cultural differences between the US and EU regarding average luddite phone ownership.

The stores don’t charge for helping you, no. It’s the same cost for service instore as out, at least in my experience. For all I know Tmobile started charging ‘install fees’ for putting sim cards in.

America, age 37, nerd-coded

If I asked my mom for her SIM card, she’d ask for her purse so she could attempt to find a credit card that doesn’t exist.

She has no idea how a phone works in any capacity. I’m not being insulting about it, I am informing you of blatant and honest truth.

My cousins, people my age are a hard maybe, I know two family members who went in-store recently. They treat their phones like cars. They use them and that’s as deep as it goes.

If that stops Lineage from being practical on that phone, then fuck that phone in particular.

If eventually, that is every phone, then grab a hotspot and get tethering.

…why’d you buy it, then?

for the average user

points at Lineage boot logo

not you

Have the day you paid for.

aka places aliens are allowed to attack in Hollywood films

Built an AM4 NAS right around summer. My desktop is old but I also don’t really game that much off of my Steam Deck anymore. And so ends the era of oldschool home computing, I guess.

The Italians are just as complicit in the game for how weak the fine is.

fine Cost of doing business

…yeah, I’ve never had any issues, personally. I run a Gotosocial instance, XMPP and a Synapse fork publicly.

Update, lock your shit down and use a firewall is all I can tell anyone. My SSH isn’t even open to the web, I have to go in via wireguard to access any administration.

The number one rule of selfhosting unbound. Make two.

You won’t be happy one morning if you don’t. I run unbound with adblocking on OpenWRT, but if my router dies, my whole network does anyway, so… Eh.