But my left handed microscope scissors rat nail polishing encabrulator only works on windows 11 if it has AI! Whatever should I do?!!!

Rat flies out of the window nails, face ears all properly painted and polished… Then the windows 11disk followed by the rest of the computer parts and the bat that did it all in.

No, we just can’t delete it.

My old projector doesn’t even have anyone knitting in it but it smells like grandma.

20 years too late. Open source to Linux. Make it compatible with subsonic or navidrome.

We have an old central air system that includes an electrostatic filter. So the air gets sucked thru a plastic grid filter, then thru several vertical wires at high voltage, then it passes thru several wide metal ground plates and finally thru the air-conditioning system. Every 3 months or so I check it and remove a thick layer of dust like you would on a dryer machine filter. The unit is old and antiquated but seems to do the job.

Microslurp! We make software slurplier!

Agh, could you make it a little shittier?

Sure!

Microshit! We make shit softer! We put our shit on your computer, your phone, your favorite netflix server. Everywhere! We make our shit softer and put it everywhere!

That’s it!!!

Top golf in Renton!

Mazinger Z was awesome. But how come they could only afford one mazinger, well a few. The enemy always had a bunch.

I know one person in this exact scenario who actually brought the family here before all this shit happened and now feels trapped.

Note to self… People still watch TV. How odd.

Uncle! You give great tickle hugs!

Oh I thought we could go off script and just do with what you have around.

George Carling said he could do it with just having really big hands.

When the time is right, you squirt some acid on the blade. Any acid… Citric and acetic are pretty easy and they hurt like a beach on a small cut.

LOL that fuck has like 10 years to live at most.

From humans. They could have used rats or fish. But nah, make it weird.

They could just say “brains” and leave out where they came from. But nah! Gotta make it creepy.

To safely put it out just pee on it.

In poor light I see an outline to all visible shapes. The outline is in green color.

Ready to pump this beatch?