I see what you did there

1.6 in 50000 sounds way off, WHO says:

Schizophrenia affects approximately 23 million people or 1 in 345 people (0.29%) worldwide. The rate is 1 in 233 people (0.43%) among adults

I was here to offer this. Maybe even vibe slopping

The examples give a vibe of radio advertising, with a sped up text in the end telling you ‘we are not responsible for anything, terms and limitations will may apply, consult your therapist, your lawyer, your neighbour, and your dog’

Maybe they tried to drink as much as possible without getting a blackout

Doesn’t track with hard drinks though

It’s just “ask your doctor if a company making Nwxalviva already pays them or not yet” in disguise