In 2010 or so my dad, who now gets his news exclusively from Newsmax, said Colbert was a communist. So, yea

In a lil Cessna banner plane?

Fentanyl®️

Part of my job involves inspecting aircraft life vests. The CO2 cartridges and vests are reused as long as they meet the required pressure/weight. Occasionally I’ll get a CO2 cartridge made in West Germany that still meets the required weight

Ah, I see, like the diseases in Mr Burns’ body

I think I would survive. The worst injuries I’ve had were cuts in my fingers and muscle tears.

I shudder to think what every stubbed toe I’ve ever had happening at once would feel like

Just wondering, are you on an SSRI? They make you sweat way more than you would normally, especially your head

I never use escalators. I always take the stairs. It is usually faster, and the little bit of extra cardio is always a good thing

I love you Comrade Daddy