I think it was mostly the very religious people who had trouble and there are a LOT of very religious people in Oklahoma.

I lived in Oklahoma for 3 years and it took me ages to find a group of friends who understood sarcasm. I mean, even the drag queen server at my regular bar seemed baffled by sarcasm.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNyUALnj8V0

Perhaps a nice egg would help

Little kid me would agree about the difficulty with the “sp” cluster. “Spoon” came out as “psoon”.

Make your bed every day.

An order I received from a friend helping me out of a dark place. Asked why and was told to just do it.

Off the to of my head

Vance Gilbert - Unfamiliar Moon / Goodbye Pluto

Todd Snider - Long Year / Sunshine