I love this idea. I couldn’t help but think of the innernette though.

It’s literally peaks and valleys of probability based on linguistic rules. That’s it. It is what’s referred to as a “Chinese room” in thought experiments.

China’s not talking about making my country one of it’s states. Relatively angelic by comparison.

Lol American’t so it’s gonna pout.

Used to be my favorite t-shirt…

Slumpers like to slump…slump…slump.

ARE WE LEARNING HOW “SOCIAL MEDIA” WORKS YET HUMANITY?

Seriously. How many more fucking times do we need to go around this goddamn merry go round until we just start calling each other on the phone and meeting face to face again. You know, where the only enshittification is the one you bring with you. It’s fucking boring me now, how many of these stupid ass things I didn’t join because I’ve already, apparently, gotten the memo and how, inevitably, something like this happens, and everyone acts surprised and disappointed , as though inevitability was a concept they felt they’d been given a sabbatical from or something.

This. Shit. Ain’t. Free. There is an inherent cost, an “effort” required to communicate with others. You pay it with money, time or privacy. The overwhelming choice lately has been “privacy”, but it’s obviously something that not everyone is comfortable with, because we didn’t have the term “enshittification” before we started this flavor of our collective idiocy.

They don’t install those in new cars, you need one made in the ol’factory.

I don’t think you understand snark whatsoever, or you’d know better than to post nonsense like this.

Talk about incentivizing us to make even more impactful kill switches!

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

Have you considered what drinking from that well is doing to your mental gut flora?

Wait, google does searches now too? Wow they have a service for everything.

Uh…the “badge of honor” would have been quitting back during api-gate and not looking back. Getting banned now just means one participated after that time, providing spez with traffic and value, and helped normalize the behaviour that is only just now a bridge too far.

Today, a ban is the “conciliatory prize of not thinking ahead”.

If you seriously think that this isn’t market manipulation then I’ve some lovely bridges you may be interested in acquiring for a low price!

Canadian. I’ve divested 100% of my meagre savings out of us stocks. USA is not a reliable trading partner, or a leader in anything anymore except deceit.

You’re 100% correct. My unscientific polling suggests to me that 8/10 Canadians thought Elon was a force for good about a year ago.

We also had a cadre of MAGA north sticking flags on their cars, honking nonstop, shitting in the streets, and blocking the capital and the border when we had COVID restrictions in place. Today, zero percent of them would have a problem being the 51st state, for all their bleating about it being about them protecting “my freedoms” for me. I’m proud to see our flag being displayed this time though, because I’m not dubious about the motivation, but this is no time to stop being vigilant about what little democracy we have left.

We’re kin. Fall of civ is my dystopian lullaby. I can hear that piano refrain, but it’s about us now.

We lose the goodwill

Gone. It’s gone. I’m your neighbor. There’s no more goodwill. It’s been completely replaced with desire to see your hubris teach a collective lesson, and a process of internal reflection on how we can not end up like you.

Leftover lube residue from him removing it from his ass moments before the picture was taken? I didn’t click on the thumbnail just my default assumption…