I do the opposite. 😄

If you give it back with scratches on it, will you be into negative equity? 😬 I assume it’ll come with all the bad parts of car leasing, too…

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
HELPING YOU REMEMBER YOUR IMPORTANT CONVERSATIONS

I always wonder whether we’re getting it backwards.

Like, did you see ads for kayaks because you had that conversation about kayaking, or did you have the conversation because an ad company/social network decided it was time for you to get into kayaking?

Or it accidentally got the wording wrong, oops

Did you somehow post this from a typewriter

They’re 100% going to come for VPNs as well.

It makes you believe that it did the work, but also makes you feel like it’s your fault if it doesn’t do the work 😬

[holding clipboard] I think I’ll just put you down as “Autistic”.

I’ve tried switching before, but always found I ultimately preferred Google’s search results.

But if Google’s going to stop showing me search results… that makes things easier. 😬

I’m not really into Disney, but always quite fancied a holiday at one of their parks… until I heard Jenny Nicholson say they pump in themed scents to different areas, and I realised I’d probably just have a migraine the entire time. 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if they want to vet the models to make sure they say nice things about Trump.

Cook is going to transition to executive chairman, and he will “assist with certain aspects of the company, including engaging with policymakers around the world.”

His new role is literally Trump Gobbler

Feels like a progressive win that we didn’t call it “Bigtit”

The report appears to have originated from PCWorld, but has gained mass attention on Reddit with over 12,000 upvotes and thousands of angry comments. The good news is the report is false. According to contacts that are familiar with the Windows roadmap, there is no plan to ship a Windows 12 this year. In fact, I understand that the Windows roadmap for 2026 is all about fixing Windows 11 and attempting to improve its reputation by addressing top feedback such as reducing AI bloat across the OS, bringing back the movable Taskbar, and more.

[…]

There’s lots of other claims the report makes that are also easy to debunk. The codename Hudson Valley is from 2023 and not tied to a Windows 12, the “radically redesigned” UI claims are just based on a leaked concept from 2022 that was never greenlit to ship, and a subscription-based version of Windows has been rumored to be around the corner since 2012.

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/no-an-ai-focused-windows-12-is-not-coming-this-year-false-report-gets-the-facts-completely-wrong

“Did you know you haven’t subscribed to Xbox? You should turn on Windows Backup! Save your important documents in OneDrive! Do you want to import your browsing data into Edge, just in case you feel like trying it? Copilot can help you get things done in all your favourite Microsoft apps!”

“P-Please, just leave me alone…”

“OK, I’ll remind you later!”

I’m sure it’s the only bit they’ll actually bother enforcing