Man whose finances are reliant on scheme really wishes you’d all stop talking about downsides of scheme, more at 11

Is this the right community? Honestly, we don’t need American news spammed everywhere on the fediverse

I don’t know, but I do want to say your account being created today, the first post being a question about whether this is true, and the second being an assertion that it is, using the full, very verbose wording both times, is a true and pure piece of performance art that made me chuckle. Thank you.

Too right. And hey, if the food has already been pre-chewed, that’s fewer calories I have to expend chewing it. And I get to neck off wiv a well fit bird or lad to boot, that’s a win-win innit

I do it because groceries are expensive and I like to try and pick bits of food off people’s teeth with my tongue. You’d be surprised at how much food is in there sometimes! Found a whole popcorn kernel in my boyfriend’s mouth just yesterday.

Couldn’t correct it yourself? What’s wrong, your brain don’t working so good?

Your baguettes and enchiladas are cool posts

No, but that sounds really interesting. I’ve long been frustrated by rampant consumerism, and not just that but also by how blatantly companies will shaft consumers on quality, size, functionality… A laundry list of ways to make their products worse because it nets them a tiny saving per product which all adds up to a new megayacht. Nickle and diming bastards!

The government of Israel is intentionally conducting a horrific genocide of innocent Palestinian men, women, and children. I want to be absolutely crystal clear that I think it’s a crime against humanity and the perpetrators must be tried and any good court must convict.

I can’t get onboard with bloodthirsty statements about how “hopefully” a lot of Israeli civilians died. That’s just a personal thing for me, and the comment reads, to me, as hoping that civilians died.

I understand the sentiment that they’re settlers and occupiers, and I understand that they may have even held awful, incorrect, pro-colonialism opinions and had harmful beliefs, but personally for me I can’t get on board with sincerely hoping that unarmed civilians are murdered en masse.

Edit: sorry, yeah you’re right, it doesn’t read as “Jews” specifically and I understand that intentionally blurring the lines between Judaism and Israeli people is a zionist tactic. I apologise, I still think the statement is uncomfortable but you’re right in what you’ve said.

That is not how that comment reads to me.

Oh bore off.

Also this is definitely ragebait, why would anybody do this after Xmas day has already passed? 😂

Oh fuck I’m a bot you got me beeeep boooop list me up

I’m gonna tuck into my chocolate orange

AAAAAAH I’m being gaslit oh nooooo

I took a look at their comments and It’s that alias_qr_rainmaker guy again!

Jesus dude, this is what you’re doing on Christmas eve? 😂

If AI is far better than humans, can you do yourself a favour, go talk to your little robot friends and leave us humans alone?

Gotta be honest, the fact that it feels like every website now asks me if I want to set up a passkey makes me thoroughly, deeply, wholly skeptical of this thing.

Wait, who’s the “people like that” in your middle paragraph? Is it “people who masquerade as Hitler online”, or “people who ask why”?

Yeah, you’re right. That would take it from a kid being a shithead, into something a lot more sinister.