Noyhing. Had an extremely productive day followed by about an hour of great sex.

Just reading the news before going to sleep. Scrolling Lemmy is part of my routine before sleep.

Isn’t it amazing how much work you can get done when you don’t have a job?

What do all of these moving needles mean?

6th paragraph

Framework Computing is touting up to a 20 hour battery life with this laptop

My thinkpad only charges with usb-c, and it’s a loooot harder to resolder those on a thinkpad than hotswap them on the framework

Didn’t they already achieve that? What more could they possibly do?

Of course it is. Artificial vaginas need dilation 100% of the time.

That’s because you have an illness that afflicts ~6% of women. See a doctor.

You need your partner to do more foreplay.

First a lot of cunnilingus until you’re dripping wet. Then one finger until you beg for a second. Then as many fingers until the thickness of the penis. Finally, even if it takes am hour, the penis.

Because you’re not usually sexually aroused at the doctor’s office.

The purpose of those dinners is to roast the President

DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

Why destroy the security of your device like that?

The only thing worse than IME is giving it cell tower access. Yikes.

What is Tesseract?

What’s to prevent it from chipping off?

Idk what you’re talking about. All the major companies let you buy the laptop with Linux. It’s cheaper for both parties

Wdym? In my experience, everything Windows can do, Linux can do better

It’s a lot easier to find bugs when literally the whole world can review the source code.

Family bathrooms work as a safe place to wring one out.

Women’s libido typically peak around 30, so usually when you find hypersexual women they’re in their 30s.