showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

People are great until you put them in a car.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Fall guy time

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Cute

American Assassin lmao