But spend more money? $8 on that piece of shit “X” site. Fucking joke show.

But you can pay $20 for the premium instantaneous social media aggregate algorithm site! You’ll get all the top paid for profit sponsored posts first before anyone else! Just imagine retweeting your friends minutes before they see this million dollar donated Pepsi ad that is collaborating with Oreo! Whooooaaaaaa! You’ll be the most popular person in your friend group for 15 seconds! But make sure you share first or else you’ll be ostracized by everyone because you didn’t pay an extra $9.99 for ultra fast retweet privilege!

And I’m going to keep dead naming X as Twitter until Musk stops dead naming his daughter.

I’ll dead name Twitter long after Musk stops dead naming his daughter, or he himself is dead. X is a stupid fucking name.

also, they already have investors so it’s dead at birth for me

Launching with the immediate intent for profit screams either a scam (Especially with Musk being kind to give up the name, massive red flag).

How I spend my money is completely up to me, not some jag off on the Internet who thinks they’re better than others.

I could never imagine being as uptight as you. Do you shit through a needle or something with how much your ass must be clenched at all times?

Like seriously, don’t spend money on food that has zero nutritional value and is actively harmful to your health.

Oh fuck off with this holier than thou horseshit. It’s a chocolate bar. People aren’t living off these things as their only meals every day of the week. It’s a treat coming home from work, or for a job well done.

You’re so cool! I wish I could be like you!

In order to see the EA logo? Maybe 10 seconds?

Why does being around ICE officers matter? They’re more than willing to shoot you for no reason…

Why in the last 2 years America went from “Don’t fuck with us!” to “We’re too scared to go outside”

How do you know? Not to mention in my 40 years on this Earth I’ve never heard of anyone putting paper on toilet seats who isn’t a germaphopic sociopath.

Do you put toilet paper down every time you shit on your own toilet? That’s a REALLY weird thing to do. I’m all for the seat shaped hospital paper liners in most public bathrooms but ripping up toilet paper just to have it stick to your gross ass is really fucking weird my guy.

Are you telling me how my sensory processing disorder should operate? Do you tell paralyzed people how to walk too?

That’s a really weird thing to do. My sensory disorder feels violated through the screen.

I’ve literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don’t lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.

Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

Or just fucking shoot them. Don’t you have a right to bear arms or some shit that made America so great?

Hey America.

Remember when you can’t afford healthcare or groceries? But immigration officers can afford electricution strangulation gloves?

Maybe y’all should use that second amendment you’ve been masturbating to for a century.

Things that never happened #1

If something can come out of nowhere and dominate a already established platform… That platform probably already sucked to begin with.

Twitter was a shit hole the second it launched.

It just became a bigger shit hole when the Nazi bought it.

Twitter has always sucked. It’s almost entirely responsible for the reason we have such a need for immediate information. There is no patience anymore or even reputable journalism and reporting because being first is more important than being right.

The reason the media is as shit as it is now is almost directly causes by Twitter. It should have been shut down years ago.

This. I’ve never had an issue with YouTube just running ublock.

What’s the difference? Both are just head coverings…