I can haz?

Whats reddit?

Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

You can mail a check but postage aint free

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

Tell that to my HOA!

Thats just awful.

/s

Always use protection

Arrrrrr

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

I didnt notice

Fuck that pain in the ass and fuck Israel

Explain seltzer

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine