My take?

Uhhhhh funny person get on stage, funny person make joke, me laugh.

Try going outside once in a while.

NOOOO you can’t just look at your phone when you’re waiting for the train!

You have to interact and appreciate the world at all times!

The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.

Huh, I’ve never heard of that before. Fortunately, I rarely need to use the one program in my workflow that requires windows and it supports windows server.

Absolutely. I spent like 3 hours the other day trying to get a W11 vm running; trying to emulate TPM and faking secure boot. I gave up and installed server in 5 minutes 😑

My vacuum doesn’t get lost under the furniture.

Huge overlaps with the anime community.

B-but she’s 3000 years old!

Bro, she looks 8.

it sure does

Keep your mouth closed…

Catch yourself up on the discourse; you look like a fool.

Must be hard to see all the way down in the foot well.

Props for actually reading the source that was clearly printed on the chart.