mrmisses

$7,600 for bathroom breaks and lunch? Is this guy the CEO of drumming?

Just like the good ol days

But the empty ones are fun to snap closed! I see this as a win

K.

unless you live somewhere hotter and more humid than Satan’s asshole

Ah yes, Missouri

Same. I said “fuck republicans” and got ‘permanently suspended’… which is just the dumbest thing in itself

Apparently a lot of republicans work at fb

Yeah, well who’s laughing at us now! 🥲

Yeah, I love my ray-bans but I don’t think I’ll be buying another pair as long as they are making pervert glasses. I feel kinda gross wearing them, afraid people will think they are the pervert kind… kinda like wearing a red hat

Welcome to the rest of your life

Not far behind you. It’s all just been wasted fucking around, for me.

Youth is wasted on the young.

I think it’s 55

Edit: my info was based off of discounts so I was half right

Age 55 is generally not considered an official senior citizen by the government, though it marks the start of early senior status for housing, marketing, and select discounts.

You know that scene in Forrest Gump where Forrest sees Lieutenant Dan on the shore and is so distracted by him that he jumps off and swims to shore, allowing the boat to crash into the dock?

Yeah, that’s Google News now. In this metaphor, Forrest is Google and Lieutenant Dan is AI.

The title made me think it was the sole surviving news source… like Forrest’s boat after the storm - being the sole survivor raking in all the shrimp.

Footage posted by Scott Margerison includes him swearing at a stranger, making sexualised comments about young women and an interaction with a Sikh shopkeeper where he talks about a plan to “breed out the white race”.

Weird, it’s exactly who you’d think was wearing these glasses

Paywall

Maybe they will offer a commercial-free subscription service.

Ftfy

Aaand we’re back in hell

Yes it’s required for people with tiny pps

“In addition to providing a host of medical benefits, legalizing marijuana can also give the state a ‘cool image,'” Mr. Yao said

Ah yes, the cool state of Missouri

I hope this one has Bob in it